broughttoyoubytheletterq:

we all have that one friend in ssb who always picks pikachu and spams down + b

cyanblur:

i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

meisterful:

drochfaol:

ryancrobert:

sexybritishllama:

no cough syrup

you are not ‘grape flavoured’

have you ever tasted a grape

you taste like death and the tears of small children

not fucking grape

wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself

#i can no longer tell what is and isn’t a joke on tumblr any more

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kidouyuuto:

if i was a skeleton i would just say “that really rattles my bones” in response to literally everything

bananasandguavas:

Time waits for no one.

bananasandguavas:

Time waits for no one.

intensional:

Get out me car

intensional:

Get out me car

69vegeta:

reblog this in 60 seconds or the meme man will get you

  • me: i fucking hate you i just wanna slam dunk you into the garbage can you belong in
  • my friend: wow i didnt know you hated that character so much
  • me: oh no hes my favorite

annethecatdetective:

burning-high-rise:

whorishgreen:

whorishgreen:

I’ve never been more emotional about any social media post in my entire life

UPDATE: guys Beth Broderick tweeted yesterday that this Salem is THE SAME SALEM!!! He’s 20 years old man!!!! 20!

That Salem is still kicking is all I care about.

thecutestofthecute:

Family photo

thecutestofthecute:

Family photo

unclewhisky:

"We’re gonna die in a fucking gulag, but man, it’ll be worth it."

unclewhisky:

"We’re gonna die in a fucking gulag, but man, it’ll be worth it."